Man, you are the woman - that's how would react Patrick's best friend SpongeBob SquarePants, probably. But he would be wrong because that's not Patrick, that is his long-lost sister, Samantha Star, or just Sam. She appeared in the episode Big Sister Sam. She is a large, obese, strong, and muscular sea star with dark pink skin with red dots across her body. SpongeBob Samantha Star Sticker for you whenever you get angry.